Living Alone Rules

"Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him" (tylerssvtfocushateshim) 02/01/2014 at 21:48 • Filed to: foodlopnik

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Yes, those are bacon-wrapped chili cheese dogs. Yes, that's over a 1/4 lb. of bacon on either sandwich. Yes, I plan on dying by a massive heart attack. And no, I won't regret it in the least.

Brian Silvestro > Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him 02/01/2014 at 21:50

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Fuck yeah living alone!

505Turbeaux > Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him 02/01/2014 at 21:51

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get that money son. I am going to make some too and follow you to the hospital for heart failure, but it will be worth it

Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower > Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him 02/01/2014 at 21:51

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I'll be over in five...

Thunder-Lips > Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him 02/01/2014 at 21:52

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I really want to commend you for using the sliced cheese on the bottom half.

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him 02/01/2014 at 21:54

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Almost there, now just sprinkle some bacon crumbles over the top and you've got it!

getchapopcorn > Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him 02/01/2014 at 22:03

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I don't envy you and I weep for your toilet.

Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him > Thunder-Lips 02/01/2014 at 22:04

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I'm not gonna lie, I ate too much of the shredded stuff while waiting for the dogs to cook and didn't have enough to cover both the top and bottom of the sandwiches haha.

Thunder-Lips > Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him 02/01/2014 at 22:07

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Freshly shredded from a block from the thickness of the strands in the pic. Yeah, that is the best kind. I usually wait till I get it down to the nub or nub enough and just start smashing on the block.

Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits 02/01/2014 at 22:08

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I had made extra bacon to do just that but then it took a bit longer to make than I expected so I ate it all haha.

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Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him > Thunder-Lips 02/01/2014 at 22:14

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Yes sir, that's the only way to do it. I keep a nice big block of sharp cheddar around just for that reason.

All Motor Is Best Motor > Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him 02/01/2014 at 22:16

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Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him 2 weeks from now:

Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him > getchapopcorn 02/01/2014 at 22:17

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Don't weep for my toilet, cheer for my gastrointestinal system! With all that cheese it'll be running at max capacity by this time tomorrow.

Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him >  02/01/2014 at 22:18

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Don't worry, I have two! You can come over and we can eat and watch TV and play video games and braid each other's hair and paint each other's nails and gossip about boys and... wait...

Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him > Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower 02/01/2014 at 22:18

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Hurry up, it's gettin' cold!

Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower > Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him 02/01/2014 at 22:20

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Keep them warm! Sit on them! ANYTHING.

I must try this myself at some point. Arteries are for normal people, we here at oppo are far from normal.

JustWaitingForAMate > Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him 02/01/2014 at 22:32

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*Looks at the cheese dogs*

*Looks at vegetarian curry*

Farrrrrrrk yoooooooou.

ttyymmnn > Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him 02/01/2014 at 22:37

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Eating meals like that will kill you. However, I'm fairly certain that particular meal won't.

Eat on, my friend.

desertdog5051 > Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him 02/01/2014 at 22:38

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I hear ya. Sure beats what I had to eat tonight.

ttyymmnn > Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him 02/01/2014 at 22:39

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MountainCommand > Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him 02/01/2014 at 22:40

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Glad im not the only one who makes 2 of usually everything. Simply just 1 really never does the trick.

Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him > JustWaitingForAMate 02/01/2014 at 22:41

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C'mon, man, it's barely the afternoon in Aussieland, ain't it? You can make these for dinner! Your rubbish curry is no match for the awesomeness that is glorious meat and cheese, a staple of manly men everywhere.

Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him > ttyymmnn 02/01/2014 at 22:46

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I try to eat pasta and yogurt and healthy stuff, but I just can't help myself sometimes haha.

Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him > MountainCommand 02/01/2014 at 22:56

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Exactly! I'd rather have extra than not enough. What's funny is that I'm like 5'8 and 120lbs so you figure I wouldn't eat a lot, but I'm a pig, man, those two sandwiches were probably a pound each and I almost wanted to make a third.

MountainCommand > Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him 02/01/2014 at 23:10

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Lol. I will admit im a bit of a pig too. im 6'2'' and 170 so im a tad on the thinner side. But usually by eating this way, i only need 2 meals a day. I make nice egg sandwhiches on that bread you used. Hey figure it this way, we can only eat like this for so long, so might as well enjoy it while we can haha.

Flat Six > MountainCommand 02/01/2014 at 23:20

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Enjoy. I hit the point where I can't keep eating like that this year. So depressing.

Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him > desertdog5051 02/01/2014 at 23:47

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If it makes you feel any better during the school week I normally eat boring microwave pasta and yogurt for the most part. It's only on the weekend I have time to make monstrosities like these.

The Compromiser > Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him 02/02/2014 at 10:51

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Somebody post a fapping pic. I'm a little um busy...

MountainCommand > Flat Six 02/02/2014 at 22:13

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I should probably change my eating habit as well to be honest...